What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

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Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

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What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

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What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole?

stopping it with a shovel

What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

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What do you call a guy with a shovel?

Doug

What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

Doug.