What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

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Permutations.

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Stopping it with a shovel!

What do you call a guy with a shovel?

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Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug