What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do you call tree sap that won't stop running?

Forest gunk.

Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

because lions only understand .rars

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

What do you call an American with a lavatory on his head ?

John.

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

What did one shovel say to the other during a recurring fight?

Can we just bury this?

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

Swinge Jokes More Swinge Jokes

What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

Infant Jokes More Infant Jokes

What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.