What do you call an American with a lavatory on his head ?

John.

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Why do Americans just ignore the "H" in "Herb"?

Honestly, no idea!

Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel?

They say he was snowed in.

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What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

What goes "Hahahahaha...thud"?

Someone laughing their head off

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Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

Why didn't John die?

John is a bird.

Lavatory Jokes More Lavatory Jokes

What do you call an American with a lavatory on his head ?

John.

Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!