What do you call an American with a lavatory on his head ?

John.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Why do American's take letters out of words?

Because they're lazy, and they hate U.

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

John Jokes More John Jokes

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

Lavatory Jokes More Lavatory Jokes

Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!

What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!