What do you call an American with a lavatory on his head ?

John.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!"

What do you call a chinese woman with a food processor on her head?

Brenda.

John Jokes More John Jokes

What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

What is Lil' John's favorite exercise?

Squats, squats, squats squats, squats squats, squats, squats, squats squats. Everybody!

Lavatory Jokes More Lavatory Jokes

Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!

What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!