Why didn't John die?

John is a bird.

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What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas?

Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)

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Whats with the wheel on your john?

the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

Why didn't John die?

John is a bird.