Why didn't John die?

John is a bird.

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What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ?

He died in agony !

How many times we need to tell you that she died?

Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.

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What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

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Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.