What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ?

He died in agony !

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He didn't take it - he already had a door!

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An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...

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He had a *lovely finish*.

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Why didnt the witch have any children?

Because her husband had a hollow weenie

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What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ?

He died in agony !

What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?

A tumblr.