Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

What's big and round and full of seamen?

Your mom

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs?

Irrelephant.

Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What cows give each other when they meet?

A: A milkshake.

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why did Stephen get an A on his test?

He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Why is your paper blank?

Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer ! :D :D

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.

What did the young witch say to her mother ?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !