Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's wrong with little Timmy?

Mom, sad): He went to Jared.

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

A: So the violists don't need to be retrained.

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

What's not 50% off today?

Health insurance

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What do scientists say when they meet each other?

Hydrogen Iodide

What does 2 electrons say when the meet each other ?

Hey, watt's up ?

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why would I do that?

Teacher: Because it's 90 degrees over there.

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

What are your best family friendly Christmas jokes?

I need some for tonight.