What did the young witch say to her mother ?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !

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Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?

A: By witchful thinking.

Why was the broom late to the meeting?

It over swept

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

Why didn't they just call "Ant-Man" Uncle?

Credit to Steve Higgins from The Tonight Show.

What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

Young Witch Jokes More Young Witch Jokes

What did the young witch say to her mother ?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !

What's the favorite subject of young witches at school?

Spelling.