Why was the broom late to the meeting?

It over swept

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Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

Why do dogs chase their tails?

A: They want to make ends meet.

Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?

A: By witchful thinking.

Sweep Jokes More Sweep Jokes

Why would Rip Van Winkle make a good janitor?

Because he swept for 20 years.

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.