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House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How did Jared lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend

What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

Sweep Jokes More Sweep Jokes

Why was the broom late for school?

It over-swept

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

How do you call it when a girl kicks a boy in the groin during the first date?

Premature emasculation.

What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

P Jokes More P Jokes

Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

What can I get you Mr. President?

P