Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P

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House Jokes More House Jokes

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

Why didn't the Smurfs fit in the house?

There wasn't mushroom.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did the guy say after he finished jacking off?

Well that got a load off my mind.

What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

How is a girlfriend like a pronoun?

Your's is possessive

Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

What does a witch get if she's a poor traveler?

Broom sick.

Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom

Sweep Jokes More Sweep Jokes

Why was the broom late to the meeting?

It over swept

Why would Rip Van Winkle make a good janitor?

Because he swept for 20 years.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

What did the football say to the football player?

A: I get a kick out of you.

P Jokes More P Jokes

Why couldn't R get to P?

He had to wait in a Q!

What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!