What is the pH of a public pool?

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Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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What is the pH of a public pool?

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Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!