How is credit like cocaine?

Everyone just needs 1 more line.

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Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?

He's too bright.

What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

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How many black people does it take to start a riot?

1

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

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What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

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What is the climax to a telephone receptionist who is on cocaine ?

A second line

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!