How is credit like cocaine?

Everyone just needs 1 more line.

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Why do we need iron in our diets?

Because it's good ferrous.

What are your best family friendly Christmas jokes?

I need some for tonight.

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What's DJ Khaled's favourite number?

11, Because it has another 1.

What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

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What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes?

A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro

What did one orphan said to the other?

Robin, get in the batmobile! (credits to )

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What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony