What are your best family friendly Christmas jokes?

I need some for tonight.

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas ?

A Headphone

What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

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Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

How many super sayen do you need to change a bulb ?

Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end.

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Who is going to win tonight's presidential election?

The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?