What are your best family friendly Christmas jokes?

I need some for tonight.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What will santa bring your fish this christmas?

A scale letrix!

What did the blind and deaf girl get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

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Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

Who's there ! Chile ! Chile who?

Chile out tonight !