What do you call clothes for a car?

A tire.

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How many Mexicans does it take to wax a car?

1 if you hit him just right

What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

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What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?

A tumblr.

How's my hair?

My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

How many Broncos does it take to change a tire?

One. Unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up.

What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.