Tire Jokes

How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

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What do you call a man chasing a car?

What do you call a man chasing a car? -Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.

What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.

What does a tire made of potatoes have?

An inner tuber.

How many Broncos does it take to change a tire?

One. Unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up.

What do you call clothes for a car?

A tire.

What do you call a gang of tires?

A rubber band

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!

Why was the car naked?

It was missing a tire.

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What do you call a tire named after Ferris Bueller?

A Ferris Wheel.

What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What did the police officer say to Tom Brady during a routine traffic stop?

Your tires are low.

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What is the difference between a tire and a black man?

The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it.

How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

How did one tire get the attention of another tire?

pssssssssssst

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!

What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

What do you with 365 used rubbers?

Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

a tire.

Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

What did the tire say to the tire?

A: I'm tired!

Why does it smell of tires?

There are two black people fighting.

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Why doesn't Asia wear makeup?

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