What did the police officer say to Tom Brady during a routine traffic stop?

Your tires are low.

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What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.

What do you call a police officer that doesn't get out of bed?

An under cover cop.

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Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

How did one tire get the attention of another tire?

pssssssssssst

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Why does everyone care who Tom Brady voted for?

What we really wanna know is who Ja Rule voted for. WHERE IS JA !

What is Tom Brady's favorite opera?

Deflatermaus! (Die Fledermaus!)