What does Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common?

They are both made of plastic and get turned on by children!

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing about twenty-eight year olds?

There's 20 of them.

What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?

They both have little boys' jeans half off.

Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

What do cubs fans do after they win the world series?

They turn off their Xbox.

Why is Xbox 360's successor called Xbox One and not Xbox 720?

Cos 720 is 1

Plastic Jokes More Plastic Jokes

Which is more environment-friendly: Facebook or r/jokes?

Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.

What's the difference between a plastic tube and an adjustable spanner ?

Both of em are in plastic, except for the adjustable spanner