What does Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common?

They are both made of plastic and get turned on by children!

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What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.

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What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.

Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

What game console do Latinos use most?

XBOX JUAN

Why is Xbox 360's successor called Xbox One and not Xbox 720?

Cos 720 is 1

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What's the difference between a round piece of plastic and a babies head?

I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.

What do you call a humpless camel covered in plastic?

Llamanated