What does Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common?

They are both made of plastic and get turned on by children!

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Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

What do you call children who are afraid of Santa ?

They are Clausaphobic

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What's brown and in a baby's diaper?

A: Michael Jackson's hand !!

What does Michael Jackson do when he gets kids to the top of the Empire State building?

Tosses them off.

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What band does a wannabe join?

Rock Band for the XBOX 360

What's an Xbox fanboys' least favourite film?

P.S. I Love You

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What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

What's the expiry date on plastic?

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