What's the difference between a round piece of plastic and a babies head?

I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.

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How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy?

A bench can support a family of four.

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Why can't PC gamers use Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers.

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

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What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.