What's the difference between a round piece of plastic and a babies head?

I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

What is the difference between black, morbid and brutal humor?

Black humor - 12 children in one trash can Morbid humor - 1 children in 12 trash cans Brutal humor - 12 trash cans in one children

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Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic