Why do Asians squint with their eyes?

Because bombs are bright.

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Why are muslim people so kind-hearted?

Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

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Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig

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Why don't Asians get constipated?

Because of their frequent bow movements.

Why do happy Asians always have dirty hands?

If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."

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Why do asians squint all the time?

Because nukes are so bright

How do you call people that are always squinting at you?

Asians