Why do Asians squint with their eyes?

Because bombs are bright.

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What sound does a bomb make before it goes off?

allahu ackbar!!

What's the definition of awful?

Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run.

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How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ?

With their eyes shut !

Why can't two blind people get along?

They can't see eye to eye.

Asians Jokes More Asians Jokes

Why don't Asians make good Knights?

Because then there would be a chink in the armor.

What do Asians do during an erection?

They vote

Squint Jokes More Squint Jokes

How do you call people that are always squinting at you?

Asians

Why do Asians squint with their eyes?

Because bombs are bright.