So they can do math
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Coffee Mug
Because two Wongs don't make a white
They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.
Because it's a stereo type
A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)
Because bombs are bright.
Asians? Idk it's been a rough day.
Because of their frequent bow movements.
Because Atomic Bombs are pretty bright...
Riceist.
2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.
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They are yellow can they only hold small packages
Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop !
Laotians
A cross-wok.
Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.
They send a rubix cube up to see if it gets solved.
Asians
They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.
They vote
The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Because two wongs don't make a white!
Because two wongs don't make a white
If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."
Because they're Asians, not Bsians
In widescreen.
Secret Asians.
They don't know how to drive.
Because they have a limited view of life.
because their future is so bright
What they really need is Nonwhitepeoplemeet.com
Where my dogs at "
Because then there would be a chink in the armor.
Asians don't have the "cauc".
Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.
because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!
Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)
Ironic
You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.
a STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!
Very fun until it goes Russian.
They both only really work on paper
They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.
With a square Dance!
Because he was Messi
I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.
I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.
It was a clear day
Roofs.
Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.
