So they can do math
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Because two Wongs don't make a white
They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.
Because it's a stereo type
A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)
Because bombs are bright.
Asians? Idk it's been a rough day.
Because of their frequent bow movements.
Because Atomic Bombs are pretty bright...
Riceist.
2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.
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They are yellow can they only hold small packages
Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop !
Laotians
A cross-wok.
Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.
They send a rubix cube up to see if it gets solved.
Asians
They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.
They vote
The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Because two wongs don't make a white!
Because two wongs don't make a white
If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."
Because they're Asians, not Bsians
In widescreen.
Secret Asians.
They don't know how to drive.
Because they have a limited view of life.
because their future is so bright
What they really need is Nonwhitepeoplemeet.com
Where my dogs at "
Because then there would be a chink in the armor.
Asians don't have the "cauc".
I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!
I think I could use a Han here.
Both are yellow and can't drive.
With a square Dance!
They can't even
They can't even.
Donald Trunk.
GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!
The rest are hunt'n peckers.
HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.
She was running out of things to read.
Brailly any!
Because they have durian...
a Newton.
Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .
sin or cosine
