Why can't two Asians make a Caucasian?

Because two wongs don't make a white.

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Why cant you make fun of Chinese people?

Because its just wong

Why can't Asian couples have a caucasian child?

Because two wongs don't make a white.

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Why do happy Asians always have dirty hands?

If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."

Which Asians have the softest skin?

Laotians

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What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian?

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian? A half decent person.

What's the difference between Asians and Caucasians?

Asians don't have the "cauc".