Why can't two Asians make a Caucasian?

Because two wongs don't make a white.

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Why can't a Chinese couple get a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white

Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

Asians Jokes More Asians Jokes

What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross?

A cross-wok.

How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

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Why can't two Asians make their own Caucasian babes?

Because two wongs don't make a white!

Why can't Chinese have Caucasian children?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.