Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

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What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"

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Why were there no feminists in Communist China?

Because everyone had equal rice.

What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

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Why can't chinese people have phone directories?

There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.

Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

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Why are there no white chinese people?

It's because two Wongs don't make a white.

Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?

A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

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Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.