Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

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Why dont they use phone books in China?

Because they have so many Wing's and Wong's That they might Wing the Wong Numba!!!

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

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Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.

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Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?

A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

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Why can't two Asian parents have a Caucasian baby?

Two Wongs don't make a white

Why can't an Asian couple have a white child?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

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Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.