Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

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Because it's down to earth.

Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.

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Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

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They need clean air.

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Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?

A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.

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It's because two Wongs don't make a white.

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Sum sing wong

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Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.