When do cannibals cook you?

On Fried-days.

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Why did the Cook cross the road?

because there were "Too Many Cooks".

What should you do before cooking the vegetables?

Remove the wheelchair

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Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads?

Because they're headcases.

How do cannibals pick up women?

With a fork

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What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

Fry-days.

When do cannibals cook you?

On Fried-days.