What should you do before cooking the vegetables?

Remove the wheelchair

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Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad

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What type of people can you not stand?

People in wheelchairs

What cell service do nuns in wheelchair have?

Virgin Mobile

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What letter is like a vegetable?

The letter P.

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

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Why is Kim Jong Un a terrible leader?

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Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.