Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

Previous Random Joke Next

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.

What do you call a Mexican whose car has been stolen?

Carlos

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What can we do to stop polluting our waters ?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby I'll check on that.

Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

What's the difference between training wheels and training bras?

I need two hands to remove training wheels.

What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

Heisenberg Jokes More Heisenberg Jokes

Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy?

Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

Speedometer Jokes More Speedometer Jokes

Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.