Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

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How does the Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

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What is a Car in the U.S.?

A mode of transportation. :D

What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

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Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

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What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

Why is chess confusing in Australia?

That's check, mate."

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What does Hillary's emails and a racist post have in common?

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How do you milk a sheep and make a profit?

Remove the audio jack

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Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?

A: When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.

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Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.