Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.

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Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

What's the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats?

Republicans sign their checks on the front, and democrats sign on the back.

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What white actor is going to play Prince in his bio pic?

Peter Dinklige

Why is it impossible to play UNO with Mexicans?

Because they keep stealing all the green cards.

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How does an Australian shave?

Rise up lights

What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.

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What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

What's a pirate's favorite move in chess?

Check, matey.