Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.

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What's the difference beetwen public official and private employee?

Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.

How do you know a wood pieces history?

You check its logbook

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What do you call a group of whales playing music together?

An Orcastra

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

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What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.

What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

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What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate."

Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.