Because they never make it past the first check, mate.
Once.
He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.
You can't play tennis in the kitchen
A pun!
At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"
Cake.
They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen
That's check, mate."
