What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

High definition.

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What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

What do you call someone who smokes two doobies at once?

Double jointed. What do you call someone who can smoke three at once? Dead. Don't do drugs.

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What's detour mean?

Me: Get a dictionary and look up tampon.

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

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What do you get when you roll weed on a dictionary?

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What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

High definition.