What do you call someone who smokes two doobies at once?

Double jointed. What do you call someone who can smoke three at once? Dead. Don't do drugs.

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Why did the man smoke a cigarette in Beijing?

To get some fresh air

Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

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What kind of drugs to frogs take?

methamphibians.

What does a power ranger say before they do drugs?

It's morphine time!