What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

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Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

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What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!"

Where do I put my pants?

He said, "Over there by mine."

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What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.

What kind of tea do the crime investigation team drink?

A "casual tea"

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What kind of fabric does Mario use?

Denim denim denim.

What fabric is Mario's overalls?

Denim denim denim.

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What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

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What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.