What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

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What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his Vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

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When is a fairy NOT a fairy?

When its down your pants then its a goblin!

What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants?

Where my knickers at "

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What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

What kind of pizza do pilots like?

Plain.

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What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

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What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

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What are Mario and Luigi's overalls made of?

Denim, denim, denim.

What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants?

Denim, Denim, Denim