What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!"

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Why can't pirates recite the alphabet?

They keep getting lost at sea.

Why don't any pirates live in Kansas?

Because they all live in kansas.

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What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.

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What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"

What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."