Why don't any pirates live in Kansas?

Because they all live in kansas.

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Where do pirates go in the summer?

In ARRgentina.

Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

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Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage"

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What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.