Why don't any pirates live in Kansas?

Because they all live in kansas.

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Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

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Where Do Pirates From Kansas Go?

AR-Kansas

What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas