Why don't any pirates live in Kansas?

Because they all live in kansas.

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Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

Whats a pirates favourite kind of wood??

Seeder

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the south pole and polar bears live in the north pole. TROLOLOLOL

How long does an owl live?

About six and a half books.

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What's the inverse of Kansas?

Arkansas

Where Do Pirates From Kansas Go?

AR-Kansas