Where Do Pirates From Kansas Go?

AR-Kansas

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How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

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Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.