Where Do Pirates From Kansas Go?

AR-Kansas

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Why can't Pirates spell the alfhabet?

RRRRRRRRRRRRRgh

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

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How do you get a Kansas alumni off your porch?

pay him for the pizza.

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'