The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."
Because he came second.
We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right
Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"
One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them
Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin') ...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).
They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.
Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.
Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!
