How do porcupines hug?

Carefully!

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What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.

Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

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What rhymes with "hug me"?

Chutney.

What if sharks hug with their mouths?

Just sayin.