What if sharks hug with their mouths?

Just sayin.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

What happens when breed a shark and snowman?

You get a frostbite!

What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?

An empty playground

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

Why does a dentist seem moody?

Because he always looks down in the mouth.

Hug Jokes More Hug Jokes

Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!