How do sharks like their steak?

Whale-done :)

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What happens when sharks take their clothes off ?

They go sharkers !

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?

A bird that will talk you ear off !

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What happens when you give a cow marijuana?

The "steaks" get higher

Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.