How many Environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.

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have you tried turning the light off and back on?"

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Who cares...

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Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.

How many Environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.