How many Environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

What is the first thing a blind man says?

My eyes! My eyes!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How man redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.

How many US cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they arrest the room because it's black.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

How many "suh dudes" does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It's already lit fam.

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What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

What's better: A Parachute Jump or a BJ of a 90 year old?

doesn't matter... must not look down..

Environmentalist Jokes More Environmentalist Jokes

What do you call a group of environmentalists in jail?

Collared Greens'

How many Environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.