What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.

What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg?

Hop in

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A !

Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What is the definition of masurbation?

Coming unscrewed

Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

What did the nihilist say to the physicist?

Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.