What did the nihilist say to the physicist?

Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.

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How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.

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What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist?

A: Marie Curie

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What did the nihilist say to the physicist?

Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.

Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

because they cant find the point.