What did the nihilist say to the physicist?

Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.

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What did one Redditer say to another?

Doesn't matter, the real joke is in the comments.

Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

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What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

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How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."

How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.