How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.

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How can you tell when your drowning in milk?

When it gets pasteurise.

What stories are told by basketball players ?

Tall stories !

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How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.

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What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer lol

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I'm not Willie Nelson."

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Why did the scientist study soda?

Because he was a physicist.

Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

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What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

Why was the plumber stressed?

He had a high pressure job

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How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'