How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

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What's the difference between my shower and everyone?

My shower gets turned on by me.

What's the difference between David Blaine and the NRA?

The former has a cunning array of stunts

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

You can't tell it's in the dark

What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction

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When someone ask me... How are you?

I answer back... You mean in bed

How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

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Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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Why is the physicist not worried about his weight?

Because m = AIt

What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist?

A: Marie Curie

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Whats a Plumber's favorite vegetable?

A Leek!

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'