How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit?

1 figure, literally and figuratively.

What's the difference between the Holocaust and the Boston Marathon Bombing?

The Boston Marathon Bombing ended a race.

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How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

How can you tell if a Redditor is an extrovert?

During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.

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Why am I black and you're white?

A boy asks his mom, Why am I black and you're white? She says, Don't even go there. The way that party went, you're lucky you don't bark

How to tell the difference between a bad, a good and an excellent accountant ?

When you ask them "2+2 is ?":

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What's another word for Italian cologne?

Garlic

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)

What fundamental force compels physicists to go to work on Mondays?

The week force.

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".