How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Why did the minus sign run for office?

To make a difference.

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.

What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!"

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

How many vowels are in the word 'vowel'?

Four. O, double-u and e.

What are the three words you dread the most while making love?

Honey, I'm home."

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

What do a plumber and a walrus have in common?

They both like a good, tight seal.

What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.