What's another word for Italian cologne?

Garlic

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Where did the poor Italian man grow up?

The spaghetto

What do you get when Italians join ISIS?

Baked Yazidi

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What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

A: "Nobody's perfect!"

When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

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What did the underweight onion say to the garlic?

No more light bulb jokes!

Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it