What do you say when your ex has broken up with you?

Ill call you tomorow

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Why are most Muslims broke all the time?

They never understood the concept of piggy banks.

Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

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What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my ex-girlfriend?

There isn't one...

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What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Why can't you run in camp sites?

Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.