What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic and a dyslexic?

You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.

What do you get when you cross a canyon with a horse?

I don't know nobody has ever made it across.

Consent Jokes More Consent Jokes

What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Ill Jokes More Ill Jokes

How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Sick Bird Jokes More Sick Bird Jokes

What's the difference between illegal and unlawful?

One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Ill Eagle Jokes More Ill Eagle Jokes

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle