What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?

Pork Chop!

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A hum dinger !

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What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Whats the age of consent in Thailand?

50$

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What do you call a pirate's helicopter?

An Eye-patchy helicopter! . Ill show myself out.

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He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

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What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is sick bird.

What's the difference between illegal and unlawful?

One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.

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What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.