Consent Jokes

Whats the age of consent in Thailand?

50$

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What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

What do you call a joke that makes fun of a woman, who has not consented to be made fun of?

misogynistic.

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

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Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a perverted cow do at night?

Beef Jerkey

What does a Knight do at night?

Nighty Night

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What does Facebook and a conversation between two teenagers have in common?

A lot of likes

Brock Turner Jokes More Brock Turner Jokes

Why can't Brock Turner go to jail?

Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.

What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

What is Sean Connery's favorite sport, and around what age did he start playing?

Tennish

What gets higher with age?

Willie Nelson

Sick Bird Jokes More Sick Bird Jokes

What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is sick bird.

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.

Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

Thailand Jokes More Thailand Jokes

What do you call a people who serve in Thailand?

Thai Fighters

What's that one place in Thailand called?

Ahh Phuket. Nevermind.

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

Who are the world's fastest readers?

The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry