Thailand Jokes

Whats the age of consent in Thailand?

50$

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Where does Neckwear go on vacation?

Thailand.

What's the worst thing you can do in the name of cupidity?

Going to Thailand with your own children

What do you call a woman in Thailand?

A three-legged lady

What's that one place in Thailand called?

Ahh Phuket. Nevermind.

What's your favorite city in Thailand?

Phuket, I don't know...

What do you call a mail order bride from Thailand?

A she-mail

What do you call a people who serve in Thailand?

Thai Fighters

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why do Baptists have so many children?

They only use holy condoms.

What's the difference between refrigerator and a child?

Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.

Consent Jokes More Consent Jokes

What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

What do r/jokes and my dads jokes have in common?

They don't get better with age

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What does dog poo and women have in common ?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car?

Tired.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

Why a conch shell, and why there of all places?

So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean."

Phuket Jokes More Phuket Jokes

What's your favorite city in Thailand?

Phuket, I don't know...

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

Nevermind Jokes More Nevermind Jokes

What's that one place in Thailand called?

Ahh Phuket. Nevermind.

What's the most annoying thing someone can say?

Nevermind.

Inhabitant Jokes More Inhabitant Jokes

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

What are the inhabitants of Crete called?

Cretins!