What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

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Microsoft Jokes More Microsoft Jokes

What does his wife call it?

Microsoft.

Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 8 9

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What has two thumbs and got laid last night?

My hands.

Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

Brock Turner Jokes More Brock Turner Jokes

Why can't Brock Turner go to jail?

Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.

What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

Consent Jokes More Consent Jokes

What do you call a joke that makes fun of a woman, who has not consented to be made fun of?

misogynistic.

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Install Jokes More Install Jokes

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years