What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

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Why didn't Microsoft release Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 ate 9.

Why couldn't Bill Gates get any girls?

His hardware was Microsoft

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

Whats hard, black, and keeps me up all night?

My Roku.

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What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

Why can't Brock Turner go to jail?

Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.

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What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

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Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars?

So they can drive with the handcuffs on.

What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system