Whats hard, black, and keeps me up all night?

My Roku.

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Why is the apostrophe always near an "s"?

Because it is possessive

Whats a Plumber's favorite vegetable?

A Leek!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.