Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Because they heard it was radical!

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Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

What did Vincent van Gogh call himself when he joined the Justice League?

The Starry Knight

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What do you call a dinosaur that practices Islam?

A Quranosaurus.

What do you get if you cross Islam and Capitalism?

v2 Allah's Snackbar.

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What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

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Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

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What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)