Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Because they heard it was radical!

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Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

Why did Hank Hill join an S&ampM club?

He heard they were Pro-Pain.

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What do you call a Muslim basketball player's best move?

Islam Dunk

What religion still believes in the Big Bang?

x-post from /r/imgoingtohellforthis Islam

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Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

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How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

How much is a $1,000,000 Bill worth?

Nothing! You can't use it anywhere!

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Why are you crying Ted ?

asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

Why did Ted get fired from his job?

Because he would only do the minimum?