Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Because they heard it was radical!

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Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.

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What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam?

A turk.

Why is Islam in Iran so bad?

Not exactly sure why, myself, it's just Shiite

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Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Because they heard it was radical!

Why are there so many black people in Detroit?

It's because they heard there was no jobs there.

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What should we call this giant advertising board?

Phil: A philboard Bill: I have a better idea

How does a duck pay for lipstick?

She puts it on her bill

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Why did Ted get fired from his job?

Because he would only do the minimum?

Why are you crying Ted ?

asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'