Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming

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Why is Jesus' body bread?

Because given enough time it rises

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What is the climax to a telephone receptionist who is on cocaine ?

A second line

How long does it take for a Homeless man's stomach to be full?

A couple of seconds.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

How will I know when I'm an adult?

and I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'

Second Come Jokes More Second Come Jokes

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

Affair Jokes More Affair Jokes

Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.

What do they call an affair with a psychiatrist?

A psychiatric tryst.