Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming

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What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

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What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist?

30 of them are triggered every second

What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight?

A: Don't look I'm changing!!

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What are you looking for in a car?

I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."

What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.

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What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds . The second coming of the Lord

What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

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What is the best definition of irony?

irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.