Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.
Remove the ring and your house is gone.
Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...
It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*
Ray Rice
Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:
You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/
He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.
He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.
irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.
