Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.

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What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A: A dependent Claus.

What did the husband tell his wife to do after he slapped her?

The same thing he told her the first time!

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What is it called when you sleep talk about your subconscious feelings ?

A Freudian Sleep.

What's the definition of innocence?

A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

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How do you pick out the Christian Terrorist out of a crowd?

Find the guy wearing a rebel flag.

Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

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Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

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What do they call an affair with a psychiatrist?

A psychiatric tryst.

Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.