What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A: A dependent Claus.

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What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

What did Santa get the day after Christmas?

Diabetes

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What does his wife call it?

Microsoft.

What did the cactus say to his wife?

Aloe Vera!

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What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A: A dependent Claus.