What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A: A dependent Claus.

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How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

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What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

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What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"